"In the first round of the 2008 draft…

Napoleon's Dynamite selects Ray Rice, the Running Back from Rutgers University, and Omar Cuff, the Running Back out of University of Delaware as it's first and second round draft picks."


Everyone knows you have to go RB-RB in fantasy football, and what better combo would there be than these two? Just check out these numbers from last night's respective season openers:

Ray Rice: 25 carries for 184 yards and 3 TDs. A 7.4 yards/carry average (and 2 catches for 21 yards)
Omar Cuff: 30 carries for 244 yards 6 TDs! That's 8.1 yards/carry and he had 4 catches for 52 yards and another score. 7 total TDs!

What a fantastic way to open the college football season, and a great way to start next season.