League over before it starts

Aug 25 The Associated Press reports Indianapolis Colts QB Peyton Manning looked to be in midseason form Saturday, Aug. 25, against the Detroit Lions. He tossed three touchdowns during the first half of the game. He hit 23-of-27 passes for 233 yards. During the preseason, Manning is 31-of-40 for 311 yards with no interceptions.

Owners within the Strictly Circus league would not comment publicly, but sources revealed that half the league was ready to call it quits by the 13th round, knowing that the Agitated Lawyers are poised to dominate their first season.