Perhaps you can help. I'm a 5'9" wide receiver, last seen in Seattle, WA with my Quarterback, Matt Hasselback. My owner has looked for me in the injury reports, box scores, and game summaries, but to no avail. I could be in some of my old stomping grounds like Foxboro, MA or Albany, GA. Please contact the owner of Napoleon's Dynamite if you know anything. He misses me so.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Have you seen me?
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Can you add Reggie Brown to the other side of the carton? Actually, why not add the entire Eagles offense while you're at it? You might need a carton with a few more sides - think dodecahedral.
From Yahoo!: "Branch, Seattle's No. 1 receiver, did not have a reception Sunday against the Buccaneers and was targeted just three times."
Targeted? Three times? Anyone need a number one receiver?
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