Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I'm throwing the red flag

I demand a review. WR Chris Henry did not have 99 yards receiving. Check the game tape, there must be one more in there somewhere. Maybe even a half a yard, rounded up. No problem.

Every move I could possibly have made last weekend, I made wrong. And I still ended up in a tie with a team who did everything right. Watch out every-single-person-who-is-ahead-of-me-in-the-standing, I'm comin' to pimp slap you with my tie.

Finally...

Dear Donovan,
You are a piece of crap.

3 comments:

Brian M said...

Its true. The Shade has assembled the best bench ever. Too bad it doesn't count as a tie breaker.

In other news, looks like we missed our best chance to give the Dynamite any more losses. Congrats on surviving New England's bye.

Ben Thoma said...

This is why we have tie-breakers, people! Don't forget to chime in before Wednesday.

Your arguments are weak, Shade, as the Lawyers could probably go thru the Cowboys tape and round up another 3 yards. So suck up your tie and be glad it wasn't a loss. Up until the last minutes the Seahawks could have thrown as many times to Engram as they would of liked. Thankfully for you and the pitiful 49ers defense, Hasselback has a man crush on D.J. Hackett. They could have scored 21 more points last night and the Niners still wouldn't have managed to put any points on the board. You couldn't have paid Mike Nolan to attempt a field goalt. I know the guy is in mourning, but he didn't have to put the entire 49ers nation in mourning as well.

Lastly, in reference to my win: I quote my opponent in saying "I'd rather be lucky than good." My domination record still reflects my poor performance in relatiom to the rest of the league. Next week signals my return to domination prominence with NE off its bye. Run it up, Pats. Run it up!

Animal said...

With the addition of the greatest pickup ever (The Tie), the Shade will be dominating the Dynamite next week. The Tie is unstoppable, especially when it wraps itself tightly around its opponents neck.

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