Tiebreakers

Napoleon's Dynamite championship depth chart:
1) Jay Cutler (-1)
2) Plaxico Burress (0)
3) Kolby Smith (5)

Baxterminators bench rankings:
1) Eli Manning (-6)
2) Marion Barber III (11)
3) Brandon Jacobs (19)

Worst-to-Worst-to-Worst-to-First! (<-- Whatever!)

The Agitated Lawyer's tiebreaker depth chart:
1) Clinton Portis (17)
2) Sean Alexander (9)
3) Roydell Williams (2)

The Maple Shade bench:
1) David Garrard (19)
2) Donovan McNabb (22)
3) Willis McGahee (0)