I fucking hate Santana Moss!!! What an asshole for reeling off a 15-point game right after I cut him. Isn't that just like a guy from the U?
Of course the true fault in the matter lies with my incredible ability to make roster moves sure to prevent my team from winning one of the few games in which they're actually hanging close. Hence the title of this post.
Any chance you can get Dos Equis to do an add campaign on me, Ben?
Tonight my prayers are for an Eagles win in which they shut down the Cowboys running game yet allow a big performance from my 10th round draft pick.
Monday, September 15, 2008
The Most Idiotic Man in the World
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Exhibit B: Marques Colston
Last year I get 26 receptions, 263 yards, and 2 TDs through 6 games. I drop his Hofstra ass like a hot potato. The very next week he goes off for 3 TDs and finishes the year with 1200+ yards and 11 TDs, all for the Termites.
Luckily, I was able to redeem myself by drafting him his year. I didn't read the disclaimer that said thumb ligaments may explode on contact, oops. Oh well, I still have TO's TD catching, Eagle nest-wrecking abs.
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