Napoleon, I'd like to apologize. I'm sorry I teased you all weekend. You know you really had no chance. I'd shouldn't have let you hang around and let you get all starry-eyed. You could have spent your time chasing team in your own league, like the 49ers. Your roster of suck could have had a shot with those losers. Next time I'll put you out of your misery quicker. No need for you to look forward to Monday night.
Which brings me to my next worthy opponent, errrrrr, pitiful victim. Puppies, my whole roster plays in the early games, so this is going to quick and painless. You'll just feel a little prick and you'll go away.
While playing out the string for the rest of the year at the bottom of the standings you two can remember the glory days. Before you Millened your teams into the ground. Tom Brady and Tiki Barber aren't walkin' through that door. You didn't even drop/add your entire roster this week. It's really sad when you just lose the will to go on.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
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Such vitriol from the Animal! Such anger! If you had been addressing House Repubs on Monday they probably would have not only voted against the bail-out bill, but would have turned in their Capitol Hill parking passes headed for National Airport! But I see where this anger comes from...frustration. While you laugh at, and heap scorn upon the early (very very early) season struggles of the Dynamite and the Grafdawgs, we all know that you don't know what it takes to win the Strictly Circus cup - having not lifted the cup in four long years, while the Dynamite and the Dawgs have dominated the league in recent history. So shut your pie hole - Animals, Shady Maples, JoPas, whatever you are calling yourself these days - and we'll see who gets pricked and who gets their ass kicked on Sunday!
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