I'm going to go way out on a limb here and assume that Andre Johnson is not going to score 75 points and Kevin Walter will not drop 65 tonight. The Animal and Lawyers completely pwned Baxter and J-Rod in Week 13. In other news, the Grafdawgs have been pwned since Week 1.
Two weeks remain in the regular season. Here are the playoff scenarios:
Toilet Bowl:
Grafdawgs have a stone cold lead pipe lock on the role of Turd #1.
Another loss by the Lawyers will allow Merritt to defend his title. Winning the next two also still leaves the door open, since depending on other teams' fates, the tie-breaker may come into play.
The Baxterminators and Animal are toilet bowl exempt. Baxter you can jump and click your heels now.
Strictly Circus Bowl:
The Baxterminators and Animal need to win 1 game to secure spots in the title game.
Merritt is eliminated.
Napoleon and Sheik are still alive but they will likely need to win tie-breakers. Bake currently has the edge with a large domination edge over the Dynamite. Run up those scores.
If you see Plaxico Burress, and he isn't shooting himself, let him know he owes me 10 TD receptions.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Playoff scenarios
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My current prediction is that Jared and I will remain tied for eternity, as neither one of us can break either our own tie in records or scores in our games.
Chris, you seem to be prone to picking problem wide receivers. Perhaps you should hire Merritt to do a background check on your future pre-draft rankings.
What is "pnwed"? Whatever it is, I can't argue that my team has "pnwed" all season. My only hope is to pull out a meager victory in the Toliet Bowl to avoid donning the pink shirt of shame in my own home.
I'm hoping not to be in the Toilet Bowl this year - I don't want to feel guilty about avoiding an obvious opportunity for an act of Christian charity. Grafton's going to have his hands full cooking and serving.
If you feel that guilty - you're welcome to take the Pink Shirt (assuming I win it...which is probably a foregone conclusion)...but, believe you me (what a grammatically poor expression), I wouldn't do the same for you, and no one felt guilty making Baxter get them a beer when he hosted in Mohnton AND reigned as the Beer Bitch. If I win it, I will gladly serve.
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