The Monday night game is not yet over, but the matchups for next weekend are set. Jared is making a comeback tonight on the back of Steve Smith. A win will further solidify his regular season dominance and relegate Merritt to last place. A win will also give Jared 12 for the season, tying the 2004 Animal for most regular season wins.
Strictly Circus Championship Game
Bay State MAssClowns vs. Jersey City Dynamite
This is Jared's first appearance in the title game in just his 3rd year in the league. After middling in the middle of the pack for two years, it has been a breakout season. I don't have the stats to prove it, but I believe it is quite rare for the team with the #1 draft pick to make it to the final. The Dynamite are limping into the title game after suffering an epic beatdown in week 15. This is of course Baxter's fault. One more point in week 11 would have broken the tie between the Dynamite and Baxterminators and potentially relegated Napoleon to the Toilet Bowl. It was not to be... Ben is making his 4th title game appearance, his record is 2-2. Ben already has a gift registry.
The Toilet Bowl
The pressure was too great for the Havertown Baxterminators to handle. After a nailbiting win in last years SCCG, the HB is back in the TB. The stakes are high, Baxter knows all too well, having lost 4 TBs in the past. The foe will be the 1st State Agitated Lawyers, who have somehow disavowed Wilmington. In just 3 years in the league the Lawyers are making their second appearance. They are 0-1.
The Oreo Bowl
This game between the Annandale Grafdawgs and Wilmington Animal will be one Mike Vick is sure to love. It is a rematch of the 2001, 2004, and 2006 SCCGs. However, it is now meaningless. Six pack to the winner?
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You think Chris is excited to get his first domination win over then entire league? Is that what we needed to motivate some smack talk? Or perhaps it was the fact that they did record the largest blowout of the season (+59 points) barely edging out my resting Dynamite (who held the record (since week1!) of +58 points). It's worth noting that the MAssClowns did have most blowout weeks with 5.
I believe (without looking) that this is the first time with a .500 team in the championship. Not sure if that's pathetic or just pathetic. Probably both, but I blame the rest of you for not wanting it enough. (I'm looking towards the southern side of the coast—Grafdawgs). Nonetheless, the Dynamite will recharge, practice hard, and get some terrorist-inspired C4 training. We'll need it if we're going to upset these MAss Clowns.
(It seems to be a pattern that those who become pregnant become the Beer Bitch—just saying.)
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